Get Better Sar
Sar is sick. She needs to get better because I worry when she’s sick. So I’ve decided to tell her a story.
Once upon a time, there was a giraffe. The giraffe invented a neck warmer that greatly improved upon the existing neck warmers. But then the neck warmer union maffia came by and broke his legs… so the giraffe got some really big casts, and everyone signed them. 20/20 covered the story, and the maffia had to back down in light of all the public support of the giraffe. After a lengthy patent battle, the giraffe was allowed to resume selling his neck warmers. He achieved great financial success and lived happily ever after. The End.
So get better already!
