The Calm Before the Fury
It is eerily calm outside.
A gentle 6 mph wind is caressing the trees.
Perhaps I’ll take a bath!

For drinking, silly
Farewell, random pile of broken-up cement.

Reasons to stay inside, Exhibit 'A'
Future site of the Jaquith Underwater Observatory.

I don't think she's gonna make it
VH1 has nothing on me. I’m the one who is really saving the music.

Think of the music, man!
Somehow I doubt “the kids” are going to make it, either.

This umbrella will save us!
Appologies for my cheap attempts at humor. It’s how I deal with this tense period of anticipation.
