Women = Evil ?
My brother Stephen told me he could prove that women are evil, using a mathmatical proof.
Let me know if you can find a flaw in his calculations:
Q.E.D.
Tempus Fugit
Tempus FugitMy brother Stephen told me he could prove that women are evil, using a mathmatical proof.
Let me know if you can find a flaw in his calculations:
Okay… Let’s get a few things straight.
1. If you take this formula literally, you are a fucking moron. It’s intended to be humorous, not an actual mathematical proof.
2. Attempting to disprove the formula by pointing out its mathematical flaws is not a valid argument against it. See above for justification.
3. Women are evil. And I have crude scientific proof of it:
As far as I can tell, women would generally prefer an illiterate, alcoholic scumbag with all the right moves to an educated man who behaves with a shred of decency and
isn’t quite as smooth. Now there are exceptions to this rule, and I’ve seen firsthand that they exist, but there’s a problem: THEY’RE ALL TAKEN. The reason for this is that for every genuinely nice woman in the world, there are probably 100 nice guys she can pick from. The nice guys don’t have a prayer.
Eventually, this made me switch to being a drunken asshole. And the scary thing is that IT WORKED. INSTANTLY. I was able to go to a party and find a slut to fuck within hours time and time again. On one hand, I absolutely hate myself, but on the other hand, I’m just giving the women what they truly want. And they want this because they’re… Evil.
For some idiotic reason (either biology or insanity) I still haven’t given up completely, and if I can somehow find a nice girl before I’m out of college, that would be great. But once I’m done and have a decent job, forget it. I know all too well that they’re just going to be after my money from then on.
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so true, so true mate! nice guys finish last, and that’s how half the assholes come to be.
best of luck in finding a nice girl, and may she take the place of a slew of dirty whores.
I accept it, we are evil
Who really needs an entire equation to prove that. Everyone know its true. 
We may be evil, but you make us that way. And I have no explanation for why we prefer assholes. I guess, we are also idiots.
You sound like a mass murderer and need to instantly be sent to a psychiatric ward where they can tie you up and also castrate you so that you don´t pass on your debilitated values and genes to another generation.
Neither good men nor good women are evil. Neither evil men nor evil women are good. Gender is irrelevant once we get beyond our personal distortions of our experiences. Humor, however, is always good. Lighten up.
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The Evil Woman problem comes from us men.
Women are just a small part of man… to be exact they are a rib. Really.
Genesis 2:22, “and God fashioned into a Woman the rib which He had taken from the man, and brought her to the man”.. that is … Adam and Eve. So……
The Woman…”Eve”.. went and sinned against God FIRST….
That to me is the indication Women are Evil.
Of course there is more to it than that… we as men and mankind are all sinners because she poisoned the fountain of humanity with that first act of disobedience to God.
Now we men we have to ask ourselves…
Would we have done the same if we had been in Eve’s place?
I guess that is the question.
Are we men Evil Too?
Or Just Plain Stupid and listen to Women?
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Everyone knows that sqrt[x]^2 is not x, it is |x|.
So actually women are absolute evil.
I say men are like dogs that cant stay out of the trash.we know we are going to pay for it,but we still have get in there and root around,and this happens over and over till we learn.learn to stay out of the trash,the better luck finding a women that is not evil.
men Assholes = getting laid
Men decent= countless nights of masturbation
Men with money = women sucking dick at every corner
Men married to women that sucked dick = divorce
Women that sucked dick= marries a young man.
Every comment on this page, with the exception of Scott’s, is fuckin retarted. My own included.
Oh Yes, We are so evil, We have plots to degrade men to nothing so we can slowly and secretly take over the world… We Shall rule over you all…. MUAWAHAHAHAHAAHa
When women are time AND money, why is there a x and not a + ???
I don’t know if evil is the right word, but this is true, women prefere scumbags. and more that this, when they suffer because of their choice, they wonder “why me?” or turn gay.
the answer is: “because you’re stupid!choose a decent guy even if doesn’t seem all that! you may have a lot of nice surprises ;)”
its simple guys, women do what guys like, and when they think they can connect with you(the guys)are wtf, dont get all personal on me. A girl seeks out a bad guy(and she thinks he needs me), usally ill dump her. Was i speaking personally…haha.