Women = Evil ?
My brother Stephen told me he could prove that women are evil, using a mathmatical proof.
Let me know if you can find a flaw in his calculations:
Q.E.D.
Tempus Fugit
Tempus FugitMy brother Stephen told me he could prove that women are evil, using a mathmatical proof.
Let me know if you can find a flaw in his calculations:
Okay… Let’s get a few things straight.
1. If you take this formula literally, you are a fucking moron. It’s intended to be humorous, not an actual mathematical proof.
2. Attempting to disprove the formula by pointing out its mathematical flaws is not a valid argument against it. See above for justification.
3. Women are evil. And I have crude scientific proof of it:
As far as I can tell, women would generally prefer an illiterate, alcoholic scumbag with all the right moves to an educated man who behaves with a shred of decency and
isn’t quite as smooth. Now there are exceptions to this rule, and I’ve seen firsthand that they exist, but there’s a problem: THEY’RE ALL TAKEN. The reason for this is that for every genuinely nice woman in the world, there are probably 100 nice guys she can pick from. The nice guys don’t have a prayer.
Eventually, this made me switch to being a drunken asshole. And the scary thing is that IT WORKED. INSTANTLY. I was able to go to a party and find a slut to fuck within hours time and time again. On one hand, I absolutely hate myself, but on the other hand, I’m just giving the women what they truly want. And they want this because they’re… Evil.
For some idiotic reason (either biology or insanity) I still haven’t given up completely, and if I can somehow find a nice girl before I’m out of college, that would be great. But once I’m done and have a decent job, forget it. I know all too well that they’re just going to be after my money from then on.
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so true, so true mate! nice guys finish last, and that’s how half the assholes come to be.
best of luck in finding a nice girl, and may she take the place of a slew of dirty whores.
I accept it, we are evil
Who really needs an entire equation to prove that. Everyone know its true. 
We may be evil, but you make us that way. And I have no explanation for why we prefer assholes. I guess, we are also idiots.
You sound like a mass murderer and need to instantly be sent to a psychiatric ward where they can tie you up and also castrate you so that you don´t pass on your debilitated values and genes to another generation.
Neither good men nor good women are evil. Neither evil men nor evil women are good. Gender is irrelevant once we get beyond our personal distortions of our experiences. Humor, however, is always good. Lighten up.
[...] So yar, this be funneh…ish.A proof that shows that women are evil Neato, huh?http://txfx.net/2004/09/11/women-evil/ [...]
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The Evil Woman problem comes from us men.
Women are just a small part of man… to be exact they are a rib. Really.
Genesis 2:22, “and God fashioned into a Woman the rib which He had taken from the man, and brought her to the man”.. that is … Adam and Eve. So……
The Woman…”Eve”.. went and sinned against God FIRST….
That to me is the indication Women are Evil.
Of course there is more to it than that… we as men and mankind are all sinners because she poisoned the fountain of humanity with that first act of disobedience to God.
Now we men we have to ask ourselves…
Would we have done the same if we had been in Eve’s place?
I guess that is the question.
Are we men Evil Too?
Or Just Plain Stupid and listen to Women?
[...] Here’s the proof:But men are worse: Posted by Jesse Guardiani at 10:08 AM Labels: humor, introspection [...]
Everyone knows that sqrt[x]^2 is not x, it is |x|.
So actually women are absolute evil.
I say men are like dogs that cant stay out of the trash.we know we are going to pay for it,but we still have get in there and root around,and this happens over and over till we learn.learn to stay out of the trash,the better luck finding a women that is not evil.
men Assholes = getting laid
Men decent= countless nights of masturbation
Men with money = women sucking dick at every corner
Men married to women that sucked dick = divorce
Women that sucked dick= marries a young man.
Every comment on this page, with the exception of Scott’s, is fuckin retarted. My own included.
Oh Yes, We are so evil, We have plots to degrade men to nothing so we can slowly and secretly take over the world… We Shall rule over you all…. MUAWAHAHAHAHAAHa
When women are time AND money, why is there a x and not a + ???
I don’t know if evil is the right word, but this is true, women prefere scumbags. and more that this, when they suffer because of their choice, they wonder “why me?” or turn gay.
the answer is: “because you’re stupid!choose a decent guy even if doesn’t seem all that! you may have a lot of nice surprises
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its simple guys, women do what guys like, and when they think they can connect with you(the guys)are wtf, dont get all personal on me. A girl seeks out a bad guy(and she thinks he needs me), usally ill dump her. Was i speaking personally…haha.
Ok, so I’m about a year late…but, Sam–Feb 26,’08–Adam was with her–His charge in the PARTNERSHIP was as protector…he stood there–she ate–offered to him–HE ATE, duh–God came–they hid–Adam blamed Eve…I think responsibility falls on all…or both…genders that is…
The humor is great though! I don’t care for jerks…my fella is handsome, intellectual, articulate and funny as all get out–and I love him! Truth be told–most men (operative word) are great…they just have to grow up first and give up the trophy spouse mentality! (just like women have to give up the Sugar Daddy mentality–it takes work)
Women choose what thye perceive as the best. (So do Men) ANd that kind of makes them evil. They should choose on basis other than the most money, muscles, intelligence- What about the most heart?
Sounds like my mother,mean mary, she is all about money, power and CONTROL…
Hey, i think it is wrong.
we know that women cost time AND money, so it is TIME+MONEY and not TIME x MONEY
you see??
Women are in fact Evil. I can’t see where they are much use to a man.
They just mess everything up–will leave for the next best thing.
Not even a Dog just runs off.
And so, while sex or company with a woman can be good…they’ll just
break your heart eventually, because they are evil and have no souls
and just are made to not care. They have mastered the art of acting
and this world has bought into the lie.I’m sure there are good women
but not many, maybe double the number of good men. no more than that.
K
Wow! A girl with a brain who is honest! What a concept! I know women are evil, and it is simply that western society empowers them to an inordinate degree. You don’t see that in orinetal and muslim cultures. Western women have it too damn good for too long. That is the problem. I am a real man, who doesn’t subjugate myself to women, and therefore I am alone. But I prefer that to giving up my honor to live with a manipulative nag. Anyway, touche’ to you for your honesty.
well….in the beginning you say women are time AND money, but then you put a multiplication sign. i dunno..doesn’t “and” mean adding? just wondering..
Actually, you’re wrong about one thing. If woman=(√evil)^2, then the solution is woman=|evil|. Women are ABSOLUTELY EVIL hahahahahahahaha Gratz on the article.
I don’t think they are evil just very manipulative. They seem to operate on a different level of energy then men. I have given up on them completely some time ago. They are what they are and they are best avoided. Do your best to avoid contact with them no matter what.
They exist solely to distract man from his true calling in life. This is why if you become the ‘asshole’ & you get all the women you still feel bad because they have diverted you from your true calling of greatness in life. The best solution i have for dealing with them is to just communicate on things absolutely neccessary but outside of that have zero contact with them.
The sex thing. Remember sex is just a temporary high and thats the only reason i can see men needing women. The high you’ll get from fullfilling your life desires as a man and succeeding is a thousand times more rewarding then sex and chasing women. Women are designed to distract you. Remember that and give them the attention they deserve which is nothing.
good luck
@mark, I know its been a while since you got some, or if ever, but women like men are the joys and fulfillment of life. Simply because neither sex can’t figure out what the other wants, does not make women nor men evil. Life is a ride, and its best to take the risk of a “nag” and have lived the experience than to be a lonely jerkoff. My wife nags me to the degree of which she gives me head. So that’s a lot of head
she may be evil, but its worth it!