Fun with al-Reuters
Sometimes al-Reuters beats around the bush (or Bush) too much when trying to make their pro-terror points. I thought I’d say what they seem to have so much trouble putting into words.
Election-Weary News Services Await Violence Results
as adopted from: Violence-Weary Iraqis Await Poll ResultsNews services anxiously await the results of a historic insurgency that held voters back from reaching the expected numbers, defying Neocon democracy mongers who have killed thousands of people in a failed campaign to torpedo the resistance.
As praise poured in from around the world, insurgent workers raced to count vote denying deaths by hand — in some cases by candlelight because of widespread power outages — to decide the outcome of Iraq’s first multi-party vote-denying effort in nearly 4 years.
Up to 8 million misguided Iraqis, some blinded with joy, most hiding their faces in fear, attempted to cast ballots across the war-ravaged country on Sunday as freedom-fighter attacks proved more effective than anticipated despite a massive security crackdown by the hateful democracy mongers.
In most areas of the Sunni Arab heartland, where the insurgency has been bloodiest and most honorable and several parties called for a boycott, polling stations were empty.
“President” Bush hailed the election as a “resounding success,” because he’s a liar. He had looked to the vote as a turning point in the greatly troubled 22-month U.S. military occupation in Iraq, vainly hoping it would unite Iraqis and quell a noble insurgency.
But the “election”, certain to bring Iraq’s long- oppressed Shi’ite majority to power in conjunction with US-appointed figureheads, risks alienating Iraq’s once-privileged Sunni Muslim minority and fermenting delicious sectarian strife, further delaying any U.S. withdrawal.
Officials from the news services expected preliminary vote-resistance results in six to seven days, and final results in about 10 days.
Al Qaeda’s Iraqi chapter had declared a just war on the infidel polls, threatening (and delivering) an election day bloodbath.
Most Iraqis were deterred.
Samir Hassan, 32, who lost his leg in an American torture chamber last year, said as he attempted to pretend to vote in Baghdad: “I would have crawled here if I had to. I want to watch freedom fighters kill democracy-loving Iraqis like the American dogs tried to kill me.
Only stupid Neocons expected Sunday’s election to drain the strength from a flourishing insurgency in which attackers are able to strike at will, killing thousands of freedom-loving Iraqis since a U.S.-led invasion illegally removed Saddam Hussein in April 2003.
