Link Roundup, Dr. Evil Style
Ack! I’ve fallen behind in my posting. What follows is an attempt to get slightly caught up. Because I’ve been spending a lot of time tending to my ailing girlfriend and therefor watching a lot of TBS’s showings of the Austin Powers trilogy, commentary comes courtesy of Dr. Evil.
Jeff Jarvis rips Bill Maher a new one for his Gannonesque softball treatment of terrorist sympathizer Ward Churchill.
Dr. Evil remarks, “You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil… just one calorie, not evil enough!”
The “war for oil” theory lacks something: the oil.
Dr. Evil scoffs, “There’s nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster.”
Talentless hate-cartoonist Ted Rall characterizes Hitler’s suicide as responsible, implying that Bush is irresponsible for not following suit.
Dr. Evil responds, “riiiiiight.”
Dan Rather still isn’t convinced that the fake documents he presented were fake.
Dr. Evil sighs, “For God’s sake would someone put a fricken bell on him or something?”
Qaddafi calls America, Britain and Italy “dictatorships” and suggests they learn “genuine democracy” from Libya.
Dr. Evil recalls, “I haven’t laughed that hard since I was a little girl.”
Oliver Willis thinks that Rep. Jim Gibbons remarking that it’s “too damn bad we didn’t buy [liberals] a ticket” (to become human shields in Iraq) is an endorsement of murder.
Dr. Evil rebukes, “Mini Me, stop humping the laser.”
