Florida Residents Tortured in Storm Shelter

Florida residents who flocked to Pensacola area storm shelters to escape hurricane Dennis were treated to physical and mental torture, Tempus Fugit has learned. The conditions endured by shelter patrons closely mirrored the torture that has been occurring at the U.S. military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. In addition, the food served at the storm shelter was not tailored for each person’s ethnic and religious requirements, a perk that even the Guantanamo Bay torture facilities manage to provide. One elderly man died in a Florida storm shelter. Guantanamo Bay has had no such fatalities.

According to the New York Times, patrons of the storm shelter were forced to sleep on concrete floors and were subjected to frigid temperatures brought on by air conditioning units that were set intentionally low.

Senator Dick Durbin has spoke out strongly against such torture at Guantanamo Bay, saying “If I read this to you and did not tell you that it was an FBI agent describing what Americans had done to prisoners in their control, you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime — Pol Pot or others — that had no concern for human beings.” Senator Durbin was not available for comment regarding the similar torture that has been suffered by American citizens on our own soil.

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  2. Heh . Florida residents who flocked to Pensacola area storm shelters to escape hurricane Dennis were treated to physical and mental torture, Tempus Fugit has learned. The conditions endured by shelter patrons closely mirrored the torture that has been

  3. […] Tempus Fugit: Florida Residents Tortured in Storm Shelter. Florida residents who flocked to Pensacola area storm shelters to escape hurricane Dennis were treated to physical and mental torture, Tempus Fugit has learned. The conditions endured by shelter patrons closely mirrored the torture that has been occurring at the U.S. military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. In addition, the food served at the storm shelter was not tailored for each person’s ethnic and religious requirements, a perk that even the Guantanamo Bay torture facilities manage to provide. One elderly man died in a Florida storm shelter. Guantanamo Bay has had no such fatalities. […]

  4. […] New Thread / Reply to Thread Aria Giovanni.pZTeamWarfare Vet 07-10-2005 01:08 AM / profile so, ok, I decided to create this thread, because this Hurricane Dennis has just now been confirmed at 140 mph SUSTAINED winds. it will slam pensacola, panama city sometime tomorrow afternoon/night. this thing is HUGE now, it will be THE STORY for days to come. It is aweful!! and here is the salt on wounds: it will get jammed in between 2 huge “systems” (a high pressure center coming from the west and the edge of a high pressure ridge on the east). this will drench Tennesse with loads of water. basically, the whole south is properly fucked for the next week.*********************************************************** http://www.werenotafraid.com/ Aria Giovanni.pZTeamWarfare Vet 07-10-2005 01:09 AM / profile good luck to all the TWL’ers in Dennis’ path. I know TC is in the p-handle.*********************************************************** http://www.werenotafraid.com/ MauadibTeamWarfare Vet 07-10-2005 01:21 AM / profile my mom’s side is all in mississippi… right on the coast exept for my uncle, sos they are all going to his house. wish them well if you would._____________________________________________________________ I must not fear, Fear is the mind-killer. Originally posted by: ZombieHoly shit… Are you fucking serious???? Originally posted by: VlasicI’d do that but the place is full of french people ratbert91TWL Member 07-10-2005 01:22 AM / profile DENNIS THE MENACE LOL MauadibTeamWarfare Vet 07-10-2005 01:27 AM / profile Originally posted by: ratbert91DENNIS THE MENACE LOL ha ha ha… too bad people will probably die._____________________________________________________________ I must not fear, Fear is the mind-killer. Originally posted by: ZombieHoly shit… Are you fucking serious???? Originally posted by: VlasicI’d do that but the place is full of french people Aria Giovanni.pZTeamWarfare Vet 07-10-2005 01:52 AM / profile it will dive into illinois still being a tropical storm. think about it. a tropical storm right in the middle of the fucking country. i cant wait to hear from GAS, bitching how people in Illinois should have known tropical storms would hit their state.*********************************************************** http://www.werenotafraid.com/ TotalCarnageCommissionerTWL Contributor 07-10-2005 09:10 AM / profile Luckily after Ivan everyone has learned their lessons and left early. I went to pick up generators in Atlanta on Friday. I65 was a parking lot. Luckily for me I know tons of backroads so I avoided most of it. When I came back I was chekcing on supplies for people. Things where sold out as far north as Atlanta. We had gas stations with no gas as early as Thursday night. The price of gas has already increased 20 cents here. Last night, no gas in the city. YOu have to drive 30 minutes to the interstate to find any. Right now its going in about 100 miles West of me on its current projection. That is the same place Ivan hit 10 months ago. We will likely still get pounded since we are on the East side of the storm. Now for my funny story. Thursday when I came home from work I boarded up my windows. My wife had been told she’d be working Saturday to secure their rental units and I had purcahsed two generators in Atlanta that a teammate picked up for me so I’d be heading to his house to get them. My neighbors all kind of snickered at me because I was doing this on Thursday. Well Friday when I got home from work before heading to Atlanta, they where all boarding their windows |HiFi|TotalCarnage TeamWarfare Commissioner RadioHiFi MichTWL Member 07-10-2005 09:27 AM / profile Yup TC looks you and i are going to be pounded. /me prays his power doesnt go out too soon. =ISDP=EagleXTWL Member 07-10-2005 01:10 PM / profile Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZit will dive into illinois still being a tropical storm. think about it. a tropical storm right in the middle of the fucking country. i cant wait to hear from GAS, bitching how people in Illinois should have known tropical storms would hit their state. Its supposed to be a category 1 hurricane when it swings over memphis always wanted to see a hurricane, wonder what the storm surge will be in the mississippi river lol StrykLaundry Nazi 07-10-2005 01:12 PM / profile Originally posted by: MichYup TC looks you and i are going to be pounded. /me prays his power doesnt go out too soon. All too easy… Alpha SentinelTeamWarfare Vetlactates for j00 07-10-2005 02:24 PM / profile Originally posted by: =ISDP=EagleXOriginally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZit will dive into illinois still being a tropical storm. think about it. a tropical storm right in the middle of the fucking country. i cant wait to hear from GAS, bitching how people in Illinois should have known tropical storms would hit their state. Its supposed to be a category 1 hurricane when it swings over memphis always wanted to see a hurricane, wonder what the storm surge will be in the mississippi river lol bigger than you think, I live in Montgomery, Al I’ve been through several hurricanes and even inland rivers do have a “surge” the wind literally piles the water on top of it’s self, if it’s still cat. 1 hurricane, you’ll see how mighty the Mississippi can be. Peace to all you TWLers I’ll prolly be outta power for a few. A4D_BuRgLaRTWL Member 07-10-2005 03:33 PM / profile O shit Alpha is from Da Gump!! theredwizardTWL Member 07-10-2005 03:59 PM / profile Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZit will dive into illinois still being a tropical storm. think about it. a tropical storm right in the middle of the fucking country. i cant wait to hear from GAS, bitching how people in Illinois should have known tropical storms would hit their state. ur not serious. dam i live in missouri Pudd¿nheäd drunken poet 07-10-2005 09:33 PM / profile the lord must be mad at florida or something, them poor folk is gettin hammered like the Nets in the NBA finals. StrykLaundry Nazi 07-10-2005 10:20 PM / profile Florida Residents Tortured in Storm Shelter Florida residents who flocked to Pensacola area storm shelters to escape hurricane Dennis were treated to physical and mental torture, Tempus Fugit has learned. The conditions endured by shelter patrons closely mirrored the torture that has been occurring at the U.S. military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. In addition, the food served at the storm shelter was not tailored for each person’s ethnic and religious requirements, a perk that even the Guantanamo Bay torture facilities manage to provide. One elderly man died in a Florida storm shelter. Guantanamo Bay has had no such fatalities. According to the New York Times, patrons of the storm shelter were forced to sleep on concrete floors and were subjected to frigid temperatures brought on by air conditioning units that were set intentionally low. http://txfx.net/2005/07/10/florida-residents-tortured-in-storm-shelter/ Alpha SentinelTeamWarfare Vetlactates for j00 07-11-2005 12:02 AM / profile Well here’s an update, thankfully Dennis was a compact huricane (not very large in actual size) and due to it’s westward track we were very lucky here in the Montgomery area. I kept power the entire time and only lost cable for about 10 min (i was w/out power for 4 days after Ivan w/ a father who has madical problems and needed power) My thoughts are w/ the peeps in Fl. if you haven’t been through one of these things it’s hard to understand how rough it can be and the Fl. peeps ,between last years season and this one so far, are carrying an unprecedented load. TotalCarnageCommissionerTWL Contributor 07-11-2005 01:23 PM / profile Just got power back for the 3rd time 15 minutes ago. Still no cable. I do know why I despise 56K so much Anyway, we made it through in good shape. Damn thing went in 30 miles from where I live. We got very lucky it was a fast mover since it was in and out quickly. There is still areas across this city with no power, but they are bringing us up pretty quickly. The bonus is that everyone still had Ivan fresh on their minds so there was alot of common sense by everyone. Storm surge did the beaches in. There are entire condo’s that are just gone. There is one section of the beach here hat used to be a big dune and a hill and it was about 20 yards from the road. Right now that area has 5 feet of area from the road and its a 20′ drop to the beach. I heard of another set of condos that are now their own island. The beach around them is washed away including the driveways to the road.|HiFi|TotalCarnage TeamWarfare Commissioner RadioHiFi ~~Snake~~In the Pen again. 07-11-2005 02:01 PM / profile Originally posted by: TotalCarnageJust got power back for the 3rd time 15 minutes ago. Still no cable. I do know why I despise 56K so much Anyway, we made it through in good shape. Damn thing went in 30 miles from where I live. We got very lucky it was a fast mover since it was in and out quickly. There is still areas across this city with no power, but they are bringing us up pretty quickly. The bonus is that everyone still had Ivan fresh on their minds so there was alot of common sense by everyone. Storm surge did the beaches in. There are entire condo’s that are just gone. There is one section of the beach here hat used to be a big dune and a hill and it was about 20 yards from the road. Right now that area has 5 feet of area from the road and its a 20′ drop to the beach. I heard of another set of condos that are now their own island. The beach around them is washed away including the driveways to the road. Good to hear you are OK with no property damage Aria Giovanni.pZTeamWarfare Vet 07-11-2005 03:10 PM / profile Originally posted by: TotalCarnageJust got power back for the 3rd time 15 minutes ago. Still no cable. I do know why I despise 56K so much Anyway, we made it through in good shape. Damn thing went in 30 miles from where I live. We got very lucky it was a fast mover since it was in and out quickly. There is still areas across this city with no power, but they are bringing us up pretty quickly. The bonus is that everyone still had Ivan fresh on their minds so there was alot of common sense by everyone. Storm surge did the beaches in. There are entire condo’s that are just gone. There is one section of the beach here hat used to be a big dune and a hill and it was about 20 yards from the road. Right now that area has 5 feet of area from the road and its a 20′ drop to the beach. I heard of another set of condos that are now their own island. The beach around them is washed away including the driveways to the road. TC, when u go out, bring ur digital camera with you, take some pics and post them please (and keep ur fingers away from the picture frame )*********************************************************** http://www.werenotafraid.com/ rec frostTWL Member 07-12-2005 12:53 AM / profile Originally posted by: Aria Giovanni.pZit will dive into illinois still being a tropical storm. think about it. a tropical storm right in the middle of the fucking country. i cant wait to hear from GAS, bitching how people in Illinois should have known tropical storms would hit their state. wait its gunna make it to illinois…shit no one here is ready for that to happen New Thread / Reply to Thread […]

  5. […] QuoteFlorida Residents Tortured in Storm ShelterFlorida residents who flocked to Pensacola area storm shelters to escape hurricane Dennis were treated to physical and mental torture, Tempus Fugit has learned. The conditions endured by shelter patrons closely mirrored the torture that has been occurring at the U.S. military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. In addition, the food served at the storm shelter was not tailored for each person’s ethnic and religious requirements, a perk that even the Guantanamo Bay torture facilities manage to provide. One elderly man died in a Florida storm shelter. Guantanamo Bay has had no such fatalities.According to the New York Times, patrons of the storm shelter were forced to sleep on concrete floors and were subjected to frigid temperatures brought on by air conditioning units that were set intentionally low.Senator Dick Durbin has spoke out strongly against such torture at Guantanamo Bay, saying “If I read this to you and did not tell you that it was an FBI agent describing what Americans had done to prisoners in their control, you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime — Pol Pot or others — that had no concern for human beings.” Senator Durbin was not available for comment regarding the similar torture that has been suffered by American citizens on our own soil. http://txfx.net/2005/07/10/florida-residents-tortured-in-storm-shelter/ […]

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  7. […] Hurricane Victims Tortured LOL. Not to downplay the situation down in Florida, and other places affected by Dennis, but this satire is kind of funny: Florida residents who flocked to Pensacola area storm shelters to escape hurricane Dennis were treated to physical and mental torture, Tempus Fugit has learned. The conditions endured by shelter patrons closely mirrored the torture that has been occurring at the U.S. military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. In addition, the food served at the storm shelter was not tailored for each person’s ethnic and religious requirements, a perk that even the Guantanamo Bay torture facilities manage to provide. One elderly man died in a Florida storm shelter. Guantanamo Bay has had no such fatalities. According to the New York Times, patrons of the storm shelter were forced to sleep on concrete floors and were subjected to frigid temperatures brought on by air conditioning units that were set intentionally low.(Hat tip to Wizbang for this.) Posted by Brian in Humor at 00:16 | Comments (0) | Trackbacks (0) […]