Tempus Fugit

Jay Tea has a list of things wildly misrepresented by the American left.

2) Bush says we have evidence that Saddam is pursuing weapons of mass destruction, and he is resisting our attempts to make sure he isn’t — in clear violation of the terms of the 1991 ceasefire.

Translation: Saddam’s got nukes! He’s gonna use ‘em!

3) Bush says Iraq clearly isn’t an imminent threat, but we don’t have the luxury of waiting for him to pose one — he has to be dealt with BEFORE he progresses that far.

Translation: Saddam’s got the nukes on a five-minute countdown! We gotta hit him NOW before he hits us!

Wizbang: You’ll have to speak up, I’m liberal

Allow me to add one more:

5) An FBI investigation finds no evidence supporting the claim that prisoners at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, were tortured in the manner described by an e-mail read aloud on the Senate floor by Dick Durbin.

Translation: We can’t prove that it didn’t happen, so it probably did! Torture at Gitmo!