Gainesville’s Finest
Only in Gainesville:
A homeless man came running at me from across the street. Seeing my apprehension at his rapid entrance, he attempted to reassure me. “Hey man, I’m not crazy. I’m just like you. I went to college. We learned all about anatomy and shit.” He then proceeded to touch various parts of his body and name them. The list went: bicep, elbow, ribs, penis, testicles. Oh joy.
I tell you… nothing makes me want to give someone my spare change more than when they grab their crotch and provide me with the proper anatomical name for their genitals.
