Close Call!

October 29, 2005
1:58 am
Posted in: General

Hey, I just want to let you all know that I’ve read the documents released by Patrick Fitzgerald very carefully, and it looks that I, like Karl Rove, will escape indictment! When I heard the Associated Press report that Karl Rove had escaped indictment, my first thought was “my God… what about me? Could I be indicted?” I mean, you never know right? For all I knew, Karl Rove was the only person in American who escaped indictment, and the rest of us were going to jail! After reading the documents, however, it seems that Scooter Libby was the only person indicted, so the rest of us are safe. Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers! There were some tense moments there. The Associated Press must have just mentioned that Rove escaped indictment because they’re good friends with him and wanted to give him advance notice before letting the rest of us Americans know that we were safe.

Mark Jaquith

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