Getting up to Speed
I’m behind on things… I’ve been unspeakably busy. “I never see you anymore,” Sarah told me. She lives in the apartment across the hall. Yeah. Anyway, here’s my giant catchup.
Guys… they’re just cartoons. Get over it. Yeah, sometimes cartoons piss me off too. But do you know what I do? I say “screw you, ‘Cathy’,” and throw the paper in the trash. Can you imagine if I turned my annoyance into a sign that said “Behead all bitchy middle-aged women who spew eye-goo in all directions”?
Shocking: Britney Spears is an irresponsible parent. Maybe we should start a “Michael Jackson Honorary Dumbass Celebrity Parent of the Year” award.
Coretta Scott King’s funeral was turned into a bash Bush fest, and Bush was there! This is why funerals shouldn’t be televised. Rev. Joseph Lowery is a disgrace. His civil rights cause has been won, so now he scrambles to stay in the spotlight with the “we now know that there were no weapons of mass destruction” lie and the yawn-inducing socialist complaint that capitalism doesn’t eliminate poverty. I’ve said it before: I really can’t wait until his generation is finally gone. Too much racism and Vietnam baggage.
I didn’t watch the Super Bowl for more than 5 minutes. From what I hear, I didn’t miss much, either in the game or in the commercials. After seeing the Bucs win the Super Bowl and seeing Justin Timberlake bare Janet Jackson’s breast on live TV, it’s all going to be downhill.
This article seems to have the wrong idea.
Health departments and community agencies around Florida will stage events today to encourage black men and women to get tested and to thwart the virus that causes AIDS — even as a recent study suggests possible decreases in HIV diagnosis rates for blacks.
“Even as”? How about “because of”? If diagnosis rates for your cash cow disease are going down, you just convince more people to be tested. Or you just change the definition of the disease to include more people like the CDC did in the early 90′s. Suddenly that stupid We All Have AIDS campaign seems like a goal instead of an attempt to erase stigma.
Eating a low-fat diet does not reduce the risk of breast cancer, heart disease, stroke, or colon cancer in women, according to a $415 million study that followed almost 50,000 women for up to 13 years. Not that it really matters… I wouldn’t want to go on living if I couldn’t eat fried foods.
