Tempus Fugit

This is hilarious.

What are three important discoveries made by Intelligent Design researchers?

1. Some parts of some organisms are very complex.

I’m confused about Intelligent Design’s stance on the theory of evolution, can you summarize it?

Of course. The evidence gathered by Intelligent Design proponents clearly shows that:

1. Evolution does not happen.
2. Evolution happens in some cases.
3. Some evolution is directed evolution.
4. Natural selection does not work.
5. Natural selection works in many cases, but not all.
6. Microevolution does not happen.
7. Microevolution is evidence of directed evolution.
8. Macroevolution does not happen.
9. Macroevolution is evidence of directed evolution.
10. Life was created 6000 years ago.
11. Life was formed over millions or billions of years through design and the processes of directed evolution.
12. Life was formed over millions or billions of years through design, and the processes of directed and undirected evolution.

Basically, we think something is wrong with the theory of evolution, we’re just not sure what.

Isn’t the “Intelligent Designer” just another way of saying “God”?

Of course not. The Intelligent Designer could be advanced aliens or the Christian God. We don’t say which.

Do you really believe it could be aliens?

No.

FAQ: Intelligent Design

Go read the whole thing. Hat tip to Dorkafork.