Chimps don’t like to be “buck-nacked” « Tempus Fugit by Mark Jaquith

Chimps don’t like to be “buck-nacked”

October 12, 2009

4:07 pm

Who knew? Chimps prefer to wear clothes! It must be true: this individual has studied them for 23 years… on the Discovery Channel.

(childish handwriting) I have studied Chimps both in the wild and on the discovery Channel for 23 years, and in my studies I noticed a strong dislike among them towards nudity. In fact I wrote my master's thesis on how when given the choice a chimp will most often choose to wear diapers as opposed to nothing at all. My complaint is in regard to your buck-nacked monkeys, which have no clothes. I feel that even if they can't have a 'keeper' change them regularly, then mabey you could throw some diapers in with them so they can change them selves, thank you, sincerely, REDACTED

Internet, please make “I have studied ______ on the Discovery Channel for 23 years” into a meme. Example: “I know that picture is a fake. I’ve studied Photoshop on the Discovery Channel for 23 years.”

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