How many times have you heard this on a TV sales pitch?
“And because it’s 100% natural, it’s 100% safe”
Hi. I’m Mark Jaquith, and I’m here to tell you about my exciting new product: Arseled. It is completely 100% natural, and that means it’s 100% safe and highly effective, with NO side effects. It contains a natural blend of arsenic and lead. I’m so confident about this product, that I’m willing to give you all your money back if Arseled doesn’t change your life forever.