I eat a lot of TV dinners. And I’m okay with that.
What I am not okay with is this fantastically frightening image on the back of one of my Swanson Hungry-Man frozen dinners.
Good Lord, it’s like one of those brief horror flashes in Red Dragon where murder victims’ eyes have been replaced with bloody mirrors. I’m never going to sleep again!
The image is advertised as an “Instant ‘Poker Face'”… a marketing gimmick for some poker sweepstakes they are running with ESPN2.
If you stare at the image for too long, his eyes will start bleeding.