12 tips for avoiding an untimely death:
12. Don’t play the lottery…you might win. Any unearned wealth, or wealth that is disproportionate to the objective value you provide will destroy you. Lottery winners and Sports/Movie stars share a common bond of disproportionate rates of depression, addiction, and suicide.
The best tip, statistically, is to buy the biggest, heaviest, newest, most airbag-laden vehicle you can afford, and always buckle-up.
Firas says
You must be getting mellow with time; can’t believe you let through that implicit “lottery winners and stars’ wealth is unearned” claim through unsnarked-at 🙂 I’m way to your left and even I find that strange.