My girlfriend’s sister was given a gift for Christmas so horrible, it had to be shared with the world.
On the night before Christmas, Sarah and her sister, wanting to be prepared for Christmas day, peeked at the presents being given to them by their aunt and uncle. Sarah looked at Susan’s present, and Susan looked at Sarah’s.
“Hm, that’s not half-bad,” remarked Susan, peeking at Sarah’s present, “how about mine?”
“Dude… I think it’s like… a garden gnome.”
“What?”
Then, peeking further, “…okay, you have to see this.”
In Sarah’s words, it was as if Rosanne and Chucky had a child, and someone decided it would make an excellent Christmas gift.
The writing on the front indicates that it is a sort of piggy bank for a “spa fund.” And apparently at this spa, they think it’s a great idea to put orange slices on your eyes. I’m sure the citric acid cleans out your cobwebs quite nicely. Don’t even get me started on the brown ice cubes or the starfish mating with the creature’s face (who is now lovingly known as “Rose-ucky,” after its supposed parents.)
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